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Beware is you would be son-in-law a dishonest and corrupt government servant who is a known scandalous disgraceful for taking bride or is he the son or descendant of such person?
a timely warning(11-12-1996)
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PTV provides all those lies, boredom and the kind of stuff we've been trying to avoid all our lives.
avoid at all costs(27-3-1996)
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Investigations in the US visa system taught me a lesson: any clod can enter the US legally if he's able to throw a baseball at 90 mile's an hour.
baseball your way into the us(12-3-1996)
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Our politicians make frequent trip to US because the type of clothing they wear is only available at stores there.
bought in usa(21-1-1996)
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... Urdu film actresses are too young to watch their own programmes and films?
censored cnn and bbc(29-12-1996)
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Cost of one devoted, sincere and the whole time domestic servant is not less than RS.5000 per month.
defence budget(10-12-1996)
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Tariq Aziz is the only TV star who gave up fame in Pakistan to achieve fame in Sharjah.
fame abroad(21-1-1996)
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The outrageous agencies have become prime hide-outs and island of sabotage", which are insult of any civilized state.
fata agencies an embarrassment(4-5-1996)
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Our parliamentarians speaking in parliaments session have a unique knack of putting the visitors gallery to sound sleep while they are the only ones who remain awake.
gallery lullaby(6-3-1996)
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In Pakistan, every elected government is like luxury cruise aboard the Titanic except it only takes an hour to sink.
going down(19-4-1996)
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Through the press, do I have the reasons to believe that Imran Khan has a two-year-old baby that would speak better English than he does?
imran's baby(5-1-1996)
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Our politicians make frequent trip to US because the type of clothing they wear is only available at stores there.
junkets(23-1-1996)
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Our heavyweight MNA champs, speaking in any running Parliament session, have a unique knack of putting the visitors gallery to sound sleep while they are the only ones who remain awake.
lotus-leader(7-3-1996)
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Fighting over old F-16s is now a matter of fiction because no F-16 can now be operated and flown out of the air bases safely.
master of f-16s(20-12-1996)
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They do benefit through reduction in electric bills; mainly for people who no longer use electricity because they have already died of radiation poisoning.
nuclear power plants(22-12-1996)
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PTV provides all those lies, boredom and that kind of stuff we've been trying to avoid in our lives.
pack of lies(21-3-1996)
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STN now operates 24 hours a day so we won't have to miss the tenth re-run of the movies filmed in 1961.
re-re-run of movies(13-1-1996)
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Our heavyweight MNA champs, speaking in any running Parliament session, have a unique knack of putting the visitors gallery to sound sleep while they are the only ones who remain awake.
speech acts as sleeping pill(7-3-1996)
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STN now operates 24 hours a day so we won't have to miss the tenth re-run of the movies filmed in 1961.
stn(14-1-1996)
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Tariq Aziz is the only TV star who gave up fame in Pakistan to achieve fame in Sharjah.
Tariq Aziz(13-01-1996)
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STN now operates 24 hours a day so we won't have to miss the tenth re-run of the movies filmed in 1961.
tenth return of movies by stn(17-1-1996)
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Tariq Aziz is the only TV star who gave up fame in Pakistan to achieve fame in Sharjah.
The only TV star(02-01-1996)
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Breakfast for most of us never completes till we got to work after having read the day's misleading 'horoscope'.
your trash horoscope(16-12-1996)
